Thank you Strip: Ministry of Waxing for providing me with your services for a "boyzilian" and the flip side also. Let's be honest, I'm not sure I could ever have looked my friend in the eye if she'd had to do those parts!
Meanwhile, while I'm aware that I'm far from the most masculine man in the world, the fellow who turned out to be the unfortunate who was waxing parts of my body that really oughtn't see the light of day, was a gentleman who made me look a little like Sylvester Stallone, and as endearing as his attempts to make conversation were, I really wasn't in the mood to discuss my work while a man was staring at, and quite painfully ripping hair from, my genitals.
I was suprised that the experience wasn't as excruciating as I'd imagined.....painful, without a doubt, but the worst parts of it were what I expected the best parts to be like. Having said that, I think even worse than the waxing was the part where the gentleman (who'sname may have been Greg.....and if it wasn't before, it is now!) said to me "and now I have to tweezing"........
Tweezing I thought to myself! What could that possibly be?
It would appear that it is where Greg took a pair of razor sharp tweezers to my body, which was super-sensitive after the mild trauma of waxing, and judging by the feel of it proceeded to dig any remaining hair from my body (or, at least, the parts for which I paid him). I'm guessing that he dealt with a further dozen hairs in this manner, but it felt like I'd entered the sevent circle of hell, and was never to return.
I can only assume the the person who came up with the idea of a brazillian/boyzillian was a direct decendant and heir to the Marquis de Sade.
Next to this mornings experience, I imagine that having my legs and arms done this afternoon by Freya will be a comparative walk in the park...........
Finally, I was a massive fan of some of the advertisements that they had on their walls at Strip: Ministry of Waxing, so much so that I feel the need to share them. I'm still smiling about the reference to "hoochie and coochie"!
The glorified KFC moist towellettes
with which I was instructed "You
clean with!"
No! I'm not at all nervous
hehehe Hoochie! Presumably the gorilla
is the before shot! :)
Well, I guess I'd better make my way to the girls' house as it's almost time for my arm/leg waxing date......at least I'll be able to take photos of this and post them :)
Take Care Friends.
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